Cue your bagpipes, roll the scooters,
Those tombstones will last longer than you or I.  

Cue your bagpipes, roll the scooters, 
Those tombstones last longer than you or I.  

He's pumping gas, she's washing the windshield.
That's the way it's always been, 
Not about to change, 
Especially not on a Sunday, most of all.  

Cue your bagpipes, roll the scooters,
Those tombstones ...